In Fine Feather

© Hariadhi

This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bones. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

Warped

Today's optical illusion:

Wouldn't that be cool as a poster? (Allposters.com)

Also,

Tip of the Day: Do not keep your mouth open when near people who are doing their make up and/or hair.

Today I got hair sprayed in the mouth. I wouldn't recommend it.

Not a Donut

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

Who Done It? A Murder Mystery

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:

The Wife said she was sleeping.

The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The Cook was making breakfast.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Gardener was watering the flowers.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did the police know?

Hint: No, they were not psychic.
Now get to work, Holmes!